Memo from Captain Holly

TO: All those conservatives who stayed home or voted Democrat in order to "teach the GOP a lesson"

FROM: Captain Holly

RE: Democrat control of Congress

Well, I hope you're happy now. You sure showed those Republicans, didn't you?

Oh, by the way, get used to saying the phrase House Speaker Pelosi.

House Speaker Pelosi. House Speaker Pelosi.

Don't you like the way it rolls off the tongue?

Idiots.

I'd say more, but I have to go renew my membership in the NRA.