Next he'll start talking about space aliens

It looks like John "the War Hero" Kerry needs his lithium. He's already talking about President Bush's "sooper sekrit plan" to call up the rest of the reserves after the election. We need to call "Tin Hat" Dennis to come take him away before the space aliens who are beaming laser beams into his head take him back to Planet Heinz. Note to Mr. War Hero: Your desperation is showing.