Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Guess who's coming to dinner?

The "other" college in Provo, Utah, Utah Valley State College, has decided to "invite" Michael Moore to speak to the students at the college next month. This is being done in the interest of fostering "debate", but I'll be damned if they would have invited a conservative like Ann Coulter to foster "debate". It just goes to show that most of today's college students don't have the brains that God gave a soda cracker.

The student council has said that they will sponsor a Republican speaker the week after Moore. Personally, they should ask the authors of the book "Michael Moore is a Big, Fat Stupid White Man" to come to the campus so that they can refute the cow manure that Michael Moore will spew from his mouth. I'm sure that when he finds out about some critics being scheduled to speak after he does, he will cancel his visit citing "scheduling conflicts".

Here's something that members of the College Republicans should do to make His Royal Highness' visit to Utah a memorable one. They should all go out and buy a copy of "Michael Moore is a Big, Fat Stupid White Man". Instead of boycotting his speech, they should attend his speech and try to get him to autograph their books afterwards. Just make sure that one of the local news stations is around to film his reaction.


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