Bring on the clowns

The Democratic "Destroy America from Within" Travelling Snake-Oil Roadshow has arrived in Boston, Massachusetts to nominate John "The War Hero" Kerry for president.  For the next week, we will be subjected to the media telling us how the "sun shines out of the Gigolo's arse" and how we would all be as "intelligent" as them if we voted for him in November.  The Great El-ahrairah has pretty well decided to not watch any of the "festivities" since he sees it in the same light as pornography.  I don't need to "examine" or "watch" pornography to know that it is garbage and has no redeeming qualities in the same way that I don't need to hear or watch the Democratic Convention to know that the world's supply of fecal material will be spewed forth from the mouths of the second biggest group of human coprophagans the US after the UN (Yeah! I won double points by not only spelling the word right but by also using it in a sentence!).  So, unless there is a terrorist attack or Bill Clinton announces that he will be undergoing "sexual reassignment surgery", I won't waste my time to watch.