Like the saying goes, you can't make up stuff like this

From the "Truth or Satire" Department, not content to stay in their Alpen homeland surrounded by the countless billions of dollars of the world's ill gotten gains, Switzerland has decided that not only do humans and animals have rights, but plants also. So, I guess when I was younger and didn't like to eat asperagus, broccoli, peas, cauliflower, etc, it wasn't because I didn't like the taste, it was because I was afraid to destroy the plants's "dignity" and I didn't want to violate their "plant rights". Like I said, you can't make this stuff up.