Things that make you go "Hmmmm"

I was reading the news today, and this passage from a story about the string of church fires in rural Alabama caused me to pause and irresponsibly speculate about the motives of the arsonists:

A federal investigator said witness reports and behavioral profilers led authorities to believe that two white men were responsible for the fires. Witnesses said they saw two men in a sport utility vehicle near a number of the fires.

"They're not youths or teens. It's probably someone in their 20s or 30s. We believe they're pretty much inseparable. They're something like bosom buddies," said Eric Kehn, a spokesman for the federal Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives agency. (emphasis added)

Two-to-one says they're gay activists. Even money says the MainStreamMedia will ignore that fact when they're caught.

Better than even money says that Andrew Sullivan will find a way to blame President Bush.