There's one born every minute

Over the past couple of decades, Utah has been the destination for many upper-class, left-of-center California refugees. Having created a socialist worker's paradise in the Golden State, they now seek to escape the high taxes, oppressive regulation and cultural chaos they helped create in the 60's and 70's.

Of course, they didn't learn anything; upon arrival in the Beehive State they immediately support liberal politicians, who in turn seek to duplicate the conditions they just fled.

Anyway, since these people often have far more money than sense, it is only natural that they would soon attract all the camp followers that fed off their largesse in California. Today it is official: Utah has its first "Pet Psychic".

Words fail me.