I'm glad she's not my neighbor

This woman has some real problems.

Okay, yeah, you could say that the girls were out a bit late. But for cryin' out loud, anyone with a brain could have quickly seen that there was nothing malicious or evil about what they did. The fact that the woman had to go to the hospital speaks volumes about her hysterical personality. The fact that she sued them speaks even louder about her principles.

I'm glad she's not my neighbor. What a b#*ch.