Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Miss Utah

The Great State of Utah has just crowned Miss Utah. Normally, this information will make me yawn and flip the channel, but this year is different. and what is unusual about her is that she is a medic in the Utah National Guard and has already served a combat tour in Afghanistan. She will represent Utah in the Miss America pagent next year, and instead of being just another airhead, at least she has some "real-world" experience under her belt. Of course, she won't win because she is 1) from a God-fearing, conservative state ,2) she could actually intelligently talk about any subject during the Interview portion of the pagent ("....and world peace.") and 3) she is a part of the whole, BusHitlerCheneyHaliburton military-industrial conplex that oppresses women, children, gays, lesbians, transgenders, minorities and everyone else on this planet (did I leave anyone out?).


At 11:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apparently you know very little about the historically conservative background of Miss America Organization! The truth is, all the reasons listed for why you believe she'd never win are in reality the some of the very reasons pageants fans across the country have her as an early favorite to take the crown in 2008!

At 8:34 PM, Blogger The Great El-ahrairah said...

The Miss America Organization may be conservative, but seeing how it's now in fashion to criticize President Bush and oppose the war, I doubt that she will win, since that would show that liberals really do like the military and we can't have that now, can we?


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