I have returned from "Island Anthrax"

The Great El-ahrairah has returned from his vacation to "Island Anthrax", tanned and rested to do battle with the forces of evil! During that time, I was "out of the loop" on current events, so I'm still coming up to speed on what happened during my two weeks swimmin', snorklin' and soakin' up the sun surrounded by Playboy models (OK, I made up the Playboy models part). In my absence, it looks like the Cap'n re-tooled the site and added some links to make it look more "professional". I guess I'll have to stop acting so much like an "idiot" (is that possible?) and more like a "professional" along the lines of other bloggers when I post.