The Big-Bopper Flip-Flopper

It seems that John "Flip-Flop" Kerry juat can't get it thru his ultra-liberal skull to stop flip-flopping on the issues. During the past week, he has been promoting his "get tough" plan for combatting terrorism stating that it is "the greatest threat facing America today". However, way back during the Democratic primaries, in a televised debate during the month of December, Senator Flip-Flop stated that the evil Bush administration had exaggerated the threat posed by terrorism. Wow! What a difference 6 months and being all-but-assured the Democratic nomination for president makes. I guess the next question should be, "Senator Flip-Flop, six months ago, you stated that the Bush administration had exaggerated the threat of terrorism to America. Are we to understand that you think flying airliners into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon is a "rational" act and not "exaggerating" the threat of terrorism? And please no nuanced, French answers." Or, maybe this question. "Senator Flip-Flop, six months ago, you stated that the Bush administration had exaggerated the threat of terrorism to America. Today you are now saying how you will aggressively go after terrorists if elected president. Has something changed where terrorism has suddenly become much more dangerous or was President Bush right all along back in Demember and you were talking out of your rear-end? And please answer the question truthfully without nuance."

It is plain to see that Senator Flip-Flop doesn't have a clue about the threat posed by terrorism in the world any more that the Great El-ahrairah has a clue about delivering babies. Since you obviously wouldn't want someone like myself walking into a hospital to deliver your child ("Don't worry. The screaming is normal"), why would you want to vote for someone who thinks that the terrorism threat is "exaggerated". Remember to listen to what comes out of the mouth of Senator Flip-Flop and you'll have no trouble voting for President Bush come November.