Any bets on how long this one lasts?

Well-known "pop-tart", Britt-ney Spears, is engaged yet again. The Great El-ahrairah doesn't know whether to be happy that two members of society have found their "soulmates" or start to the divorce watch. The future "Mr. Britt-ney Spears", Kevin Federline, is a backup dancer (hey, didn't J.Lo already do this once before?) who already has one 2-year old child with actress Shar Jackson, who is also currently carrying another one of his "love children". Knowing how celebrity marriages usually turn out and seeing how this one is already becoming a storyline for a "soap opera", I'll give it 6 months before they break-up, so, all you computer geeks who spend your days downloading pictures of Britt-ney in black leather, don't worry, she'll be single soon enough for you to start stalking her again.