Asshole Very Fat and the Missing Millions

Now that the UN's Number One "Freedom Fighter", Yasser Arafat, is dead, it seems that the MSM is starting to ask the question that many have been asking (and being ignored) for ages: Where is all the PLO money that he skimmed for all those years? Of course, they couldn't ask that question while he was alive because that would have been "disrespectful" to a world leader, but now that he is dead, the MSM has suddenly "found religion" (Hallelujah Brother!) and is starting to report about the "monetary mismanagement" and "diversion of funds" that had been going on in the PLO under Arafat. Don't you just love it when the MSM suddenly starts to report about a "breaking news story" that most people have already known for many years? News Flash! This just in! Scientists have determined that water falling from the sky is called rain! We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.