Sunday, October 26, 2008

What Kool-Aid is she drinking?

Hillary Cliton was in Utah yesterday to raise money for Obama. She was basically here to tell everyone that she really didn't want to be vice-president afterall and she is just fine with almost winning the nomination and almost breaking thru that glass ceiling and all women should feel the same.

Anyway, one of the highlights of her remarks was that she said that Democrats are coming back in Utah and that Utah will vote for Obama in 2012. Of course, nobody asked er what Kool-Aid she was drinking at the time, but as long as the Democratic party supports abortion and gay marriage, you can be rest assured that Utah will always vote Republican.

Anyway, everyone (that is the Great El-ahrairah) knows that after Obama and the Democrats had throughly dorked up the US economy by trying to take us down the yellow-brick road of socialism, Romney will be elected president to fix the problems.

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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

The United States Space Marine Corps?

From the "Torn From the Pages of Science Fiction" File: The Pentagon is studying how to transport troops thru space to any hotspot in the world. So, sometime in the future, all those geeks who grew up reading Henlein's "Starship Troopers" or watching the movies "Aliens", "Starship Troopers" or the TV show "Space: Above and Beyond" can now fulfill their fantasies of world domination. No word yet on if nude shower scenes a la "Starship Troopers" with Denise Richards-like intergalactic babes would be included.

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